The Almighty (shakenthoughts) wrote in floridasucks,
The Almighty
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Newb.

Yeah, I'm 48 years old. I have a saggy vagina. I want young man sex.

Not really. I'm 9 years old and from California.

I lied again. I'm really 10, and from Florida.

I don't have a penis.

I'm not 10.

I think Florida should just sink, and die. The world would be so much better without it. We can leave all of the stupid people behind to sink along with this shit state.

Let's pray that this happens, to a person that doesn't exist. (Like...the tooth fairy?)
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