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[25 Nov 2005|02:04pm]

I hate Florida. I use to love it, now I hate it. It's a shame I hate my homestate.

various reasons whyCollapse )

I'm counting down the days til I get to leave for good. One more year, just one more year...

EDIT: Cut tag fixed.
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Are you kidding me?? [21 Jul 2005|06:37pm]
[ mood | annoyed ]

Great....it figures no hurricanes here in years and the 1st moment I move here (last season)2 in the span of 3 weeks. And, now another coming this week. I am sick of this place...I wanna go home!!

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[02 Jul 2005|08:32pm]

[ mood | giggly ]

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[14 May 2005|01:14am]

fuck fort walton beach
it's a shit hole
with uneducated fucks.

pittsburgh > * > fort walton beach
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Last post made on Jan 28th, eh? [21 Apr 2005|06:09pm]

[ mood | anxious ]

Looks like I'm fashionably late as usual.

Hello everyone, I'm new to this message board, but have been living on this doomed state since I was nine. At the moment, I am a 19 year old Irish/Polish/Cajun/Two-Scoops-of-Raisins/college student hybrid pursuing my Associates Degree while planning my future. This land of spontaneous exploding woodland creatures and poor public education has been cruel and unusual throughout my stay here. Why, up until recently I thought I was cripplingly socially inept because while living in Brevard County I could never seem to maintain a conversation with anyone my own age longer than two awkward minutes. It occured to me while talking to my sister's roomate that I was perfectly capable of diversing about a wide variety of subjects. The problem wasn't that I was unable to keep up a worthwhile conversation, but that the entire Goddamn county of Brevard couldn't!

I have since moved to Orlando and am looking to make some friends. I love Monty Python, The Twilight Zone, original episodes of Star Trek, pulp fiction (the genre), noir, Terry Pratchett, Douglas Adams, Catch-22, good literature, movies, and pizza, Sergio Leone, Coen Bros, Robert Rodriguez, Tarantino, Green Day, Pink Floyd, Led Zepplin, Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, surrealism in all it's incarnations, I believe that Hunter S Thompson died for our sins but am otherwise agnostic, I know a Viking could kick a pirates ass regardless of what the Man-God Maddox would say on the subject, and that this state will sink to it's murky depths (if it knows what's good for it) as soon as I hit Georgia going 70mph a few years from now in a glorious act of self liberation from this weak strip of sand; for I know all too well the pain of living in a state where you're subjected to the same day, weather, and geography for years on end like Bill Murray in Groundshog Day, and what's worse, we have to share this experience with every asshat and his evil twin from a parrallel universe who doesn't give a DAMN about this hellish feeling of imprisonment. It's the same thing over and over! Don't you get it? Scream! Panic! Get the hell out! Get the hell out! Don't you see what's happening?! We must ESCAPE!!!


So, what's everyone do for fun around here?

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P/T Rock n Roll Florida Job! [26 Jan 2005|02:21pm]

This opportunity is open to people living in/near Panama City and Daytona Beach. It's a great way to make some extra cash and network in the Rock n' Roll world! If interested, do not contact me but do contact amanda@universalbuzz.com.


Job Title: UBI Operative – Panama City, Daytona Beach
If you like rockstars and good music, trend-setting and being knowledgable about everything from good bands to video games, this job is perfect for you.

Gain valuable marketing experience, help promote up and coming bands and get really cool stuff!

Universal Buzz Intelligence Operatives are responsible for various promotional projects in their area. This is a broad based introduction to the world of music and entertainment marketing and promotions, and provides excellent experience for anyone wanting to get their foot in the door of the biz'.

Day-to-Day Responsibilities
• Compile and submit weekly activity reports which include digital photos
• Set-up and oversee parties and events.
• Merchandise record stores and non-traditional “lifestyle” accounts.
• Secure radio airplay for singles and albums.
• Tour marketing- get the city ready for the band when they roll into town!
• Do basic street marketing such as hanging up posters in retail/lifestyle/campus accounts.
• Work with alt-weekly and college press publications to set-up interviews and reviews
• Bring new music, movies, TV shows and video games to tastemakers and music addicts!

• $70 - $150 per week based on rolling project scale.
• Monthly expense account.
• Use of a UB Digital Camera
• Tons of free stuff (CDs, concert tickets, posters, stickers, t-shirts, DVDs, etc.)
• Help finding a full-time position in the entertainment industry.
• Bragging rights for hanging out with rock stars and tour managers.

Candidate Requirements
Applicants must be responsible and dedicated as well as a lover of music, movies, television, and all other forms of media. Additional requirements include:
• Experience and/or interest in the entertainment industry.
• A proven track record of professionalism and creativity- references checked
• Passion and commitment to helping artists.
• Excellent communication, time management, and organizational skills.
• Approximately 20 hours per week of free time.
• Reliable transportation (car preferred).
• Computer with an Internet connection.
• Be at least 18 years old.

Salary: $70-150/wk. This is a paid internship.

Company Description:
Universal Buzz is a multi-media/marketing company with a mission: delivering the bravest ideas in the universe to the masses via every medium known to man. Whether it’s a CD, video game, television series or movie, Universal Buzz has had a successful history of working with pioneering companies and establishing the brightest new artists. In addition to working with the likes of Killer Loop, Take 2 Interactive and Fuse (formerly MuchMusic USA), UBI has helped to launch the careers of such contemporary music stalwarts as Kid Rock, Moby, Ani DiFranco, Less Than Jake, The White Stripes, and Thursday – as well as more than 300 others – through our national college radio program and other promotional efforts.

Application Instructions
• E-mail your resume to amanda@universalbuzz.com
• Include the name of your city in the subject line.
• More information on Universal Buzz is available by going to www.universalbuzz.com and www.universalbuzzintelliegence.com
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[12 Sep 2004|09:41pm]


anyone going to Everclear Thursday?
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lalalalalalalalalalaaaaaaa! [28 Jul 2004|09:08pm]

[ mood | blah ]

eh- nobody's posted in a while i thought i'd go ahead at take a stab in the dark.
don't worry i know i misused that saying, but geuss what... i don't care

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[15 Jul 2004|02:04am]

[ mood | blah ]

jacksonville sucks... it's so big but there is nnnnnnooootttthhhhing to do! we should have more punks. kids with mohawks need to all group together and go to five points! well this is my first post here so i should introduce myself or some shit like that--->
my name is mae, thats right with a goddamn E so get it right!
I hate florida and want to move but i'm broke and i'm 16, so that puts a damper on plans to leave.
i like the distillers and johnny depp
i hate emo and i think halle berry (though a good actress) is highly overrated in beauty and talent
well thats all...

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We were looking for a roommate to help us pay for this awsome townhouse in Boca Raton, but now we really just need someone to take over the lease. Its 1300 a month. We have 2 months left on our lease but our landlords want someone to come in and stay for longer so if anyone wants to take over our lease and then get on their own, let me know!!!! Its a huge 2 story townhouse with a wrap around garden, 2 patios downstairs and a huge balcony upstairs. Its a 2 bed 2 and 1/2 bath. Theirs awsome shag carpeting in the 2nd bedroom. It has a roman tub upstairs, its wired for surround sound and satalite, and has FREE CABLE! It also comes with an art deco sitting area and dining room table. This is the best house for any artsy floridian. Friends are jelous of this place! The community is gated and has a pool and hottub. This place is also perfect for a bunch of college kids to help eachother pay rent. Please let me know if you are interested!!! Click below for pictures:)

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[25 May 2004|11:12pm]

anyone living in the florida keys or in that area
interested in doing a
food not bombs ?
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Newb. [20 May 2004|04:24pm]
[ mood | annoyed ]

Yeah, I'm 48 years old. I have a saggy vagina. I want young man sex.

Not really. I'm 9 years old and from California.

I lied again. I'm really 10, and from Florida.

I don't have a penis.

I'm not 10.

I think Florida should just sink, and die. The world would be so much better without it. We can leave all of the stupid people behind to sink along with this shit state.

Let's pray that this happens, to a person that doesn't exist. (Like...the tooth fairy?)

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[02 May 2004|06:31pm]

X posted:

Hey guys, I'm 16 (17 in less than a month), live in Altamonte Springs, and am looking for someone to talk too. Hangout, hookup, whatever. I'm just bored out. of. my. mind.
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[20 Mar 2004|06:49pm]

For a good time, check out fla_whores!
It's basically just poking fun at our state and it's quirky residents...
Not hating on anybody, by any means. It's just a spoof, but it's a fun spoof.

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[11 Mar 2004|06:54pm]

[ mood | content ]

Tv On The Radio will be playing in Tampa...I dunno if you cats have heard of them but they are a great band and need to be heard!!!!..... www.tvontheradio.com Sat Mar 13 St. Augustine FL, Cafe Eleven w/ CocoRosie, The Six Parts Seven
Sun Mar 14 Tampa FL, Orpheum w/ CocoRosie, The Six Parts Seven
Mon Mar 15 Tallahassee FL , The Beta Bar w/ CocoRosie, The Six Parts Seven

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Florida sucks balls [08 Mar 2004|02:37pm]

West Palm Beach is unofficially little Cuba.
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[17 Feb 2004|10:36am]

[ mood | hungry ]

like you i hate florida too...my name is maggie and i was raised in frostproof which is in polk county :-(... now i live in tampa for school at usf...:-(.  i just joined this community and i just want to drop by and say HI! 

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[04 Jan 2004|03:40am]

Ok, this is majorly X-posted, but I'm semi-desperate.

What is there to do for either free or relatively cheap in the Altamonte Springs area? I'm like two-three miles from 436/434 intersection on the I-4 side. I need something new. Little help?
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[25 Nov 2003|03:31pm]

God damn, I hate Florida.
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[28 Sep 2003|04:09pm]

colin, ft. lauderdale.

florida is a giant sandy vagina.

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